Friend won’t shut up about that time when he almost bought Bitcoin 6 years ago
Take the hint, Matt
Recent Posts
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Republicans Cry Communism as Amazon Nationalizes the U.S.
This is an Amazon country and Americans are simply living in it.
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Father Watches Proudly as Son Gets His Own DOJ Antitrust Lawsuit
“He’s finally come into his own, and at such a young age too” Dad Microsoft said.
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Inspiring! Teens Start a GoFundMe To Takeover TikTok Because Why Not
Three Illinois teens have started a GoFundMe page to raise enough funds to acquire their beloved app because this is 2020 and why not.
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Former Fed Chair Janet Yellen Dabs to “TSLA to the moon”, TSLA shares gain 420% overnight
The former Fed chair commented “There’s nothing to clarify. I meant it. Special shout-out to my grandson for inviting me to Robinhood.”
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High End Monitor Feeling Dejected After Spending 100 days in Amazon Cart
Spike in signals of “what am I doing with my (battery) life” and “what is the point (of having a cord)?” have been detected.
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American Tech Companies Unhappy About Being Out-Spied By Chinese Apps
“Like everything else in this country, our tech companies’ ability to snoop on their users has also gone downhill,” a tech insider in San Francisco commented.
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Apple announces iMask, makes masks mandatory for selfies
Equipped with an internal microphone, the mask will allow wearers to speak and curse freely on their phone without taking their masks off. The mask will be priced at $1000.
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Jeff Bezos says he will testify before Congress, but only if he gets a booster seat
“Mr. Bezos was very impressed with Mr. Zuckerberg’s performance in 2018 and just like him, Mr Bezos wishes to speak eye-to-eye, literally.” – Spokesperson
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Silicon Valley has a solution for police brutality – RoboCops
Named ‘Project Murphy’, the initiative aims to create programmable robots that will replace law enforcement agents across America.
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Tech Industry Calls for A Great Era Of Building (But Still Won’t Pay Taxes)
Marc Andreessen stated it first. Now every person wanting to be taken seriously in tech is throwing this phrase in their daily conversation to signal that they belong. The phrase in its literal sense means nothing, though going by its increasingly wide adoption, I get the sense that I am supposed to feel a certain urge to roll up my sleeves and start “disrupting” more than ever before.