The American tradition of scamming your shareholders and customers is alive and well. – ex-Enron investor
Take the hint, Matt
This is an Amazon country and Americans are simply living in it.
“He’s finally come into his own, and at such a young age too” Dad Microsoft said.
Three Illinois teens have started a GoFundMe page to raise enough funds to acquire their beloved app because this is 2020 and why not.
The former Fed chair commented “There’s nothing to clarify. I meant it. Special shout-out to my grandson for inviting me to Robinhood.”
Spike in signals of “what am I doing with my (battery) life” and “what is the point (of having a cord)?” have been detected.
“Like everything else in this country, our tech companies’ ability to snoop on their users has also gone downhill,” a tech insider in San Francisco commented.
Equipped with an internal microphone, the mask will allow wearers to speak and curse freely on their phone without taking their masks off. The mask will be priced at $1000.
“Mr. Bezos was very impressed with Mr. Zuckerberg’s performance in 2018 and just like him, Mr Bezos wishes to speak eye-to-eye, literally.” – Spokesperson